The e-mail was titled: "A Message From My Mother."
It follows, verbatim, below.
Here's how the conversation went:
Me: (Noodles) texted me. She might be breaking up with her boyfriend.
Mom: Oh, that's too bad. What happened?
Me: I don't know. I haven't talked to her yet.
Mom: Well, I have something to tell both you and (Noodles).
Me: What's that?
Mom: Men are like subways. If you miss one, you just catch the next one.
Mom: And if it's late at night, you just jump on anything.
Mom: What?! I heard it on the television!
(Actually, I'm afraid the way it went was... If it's late at night, you just jump on anything that comes...)