Alas, I am not Gossip Girl. (Oh, to dream though...) But my blog's been getting some new readers and I wanted to update my little description/profile thingy.
Here's what I've got so far:
A sarcasm-loving, pain-in-the-ass, fallen(ish), foul-mouthed 20-something wannabe belle-turned-Type A DIYer. Happens to be an unabashed puppy fiend and word nerd who would so totally dig an alternate career as a wine and cheese taster. Put another way: I'm your BFF, served with a side of smart ass.
Phew. That's a mouthful.
But, watcha think? What should I add? Change? Subtract? Edits and re-writes _ bitchy, pithy or otherwise _ and punctuation totally welcome.
I'm also eyeing a redesign down the road. But one thing that won't be changing is my Noodlesy nom de plume. After all, a girl's gotta keep her mortgage-paying working gig!