Someone found my blog by Googling the phrase "people with pool noodles in their butt."
Um, seriously? Who Googles that? How does that situation even happen? And what did you think when you found my little bloggy blog? Disappointed much? God knows if that's what I was researching, I'd be a wee bit peeved.
Although, um, for the sake of science, I did have to Google the phrase myself just to see where I fell in the lineup. I made it through three pages before I got bored.